castiel-knight-of-hell:

sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

my mother once had a rental car that looked like the unmarked cars our police use and she was constantly complaining about all the law-abiding drivers



dennys:

You hear them before you’re even able to see the building. Angry chants from a crowd of protesters outside Donny’s. It’s been days since the anti-breakfast legislation was passed, rendering breakfast illegal forever, but the crowd continues to grow. These are people who are tired of being told what they can and cannot eat. These are husbands, wives, sons, daughters, uncles and aunts. These are human beings with appetites. People who were once free. It began with the outlawing of dancing. Then bedazzling. The next target was sunscreen over 30 SPF. Now it’s breakfast and the people are not going to take it. Which of course they shouldn’t. Because bacon.

What the fuck Denny’s

dennys:

You hear them before you’re even able to see the building. Angry chants from a crowd of protesters outside Donny’s. It’s been days since the anti-breakfast legislation was passed, rendering breakfast illegal forever, but the crowd continues to grow. These are people who are tired of being told what they can and cannot eat. These are husbands, wives, sons, daughters, uncles and aunts. These are human beings with appetites. People who were once free. It began with the outlawing of dancing. Then bedazzling. The next target was sunscreen over 30 SPF. Now it’s breakfast and the people are not going to take it. Which of course they shouldn’t. Because bacon.

What the fuck Denny’s


favourite female villains: abaddon (supernatural)

And we will march into Hell, where we will be greeted as liberators, and demonkind will rise up and sweep over the earth. And all the humans and all the angels, with their clipped wings, will bow to me. Or they will burn.


"I don’t think you understand that you can literally rip my heart out and stomp on it and I’ll apologize for getting your shoes dirty."
— the best text I’ve ever received (via soulsscrawl)

organicrootsplugs:

3/4 inch black and white ebony with some brass inlays. #wood #woodplugs #plugs #plugsforsale #handmade #stretchedears #stretchedlobes #guyswithplugs #girlswithplugs

organicrootsplugs:

3/4 inch black and white ebony with some brass inlays. #wood #woodplugs #plugs #plugsforsale #handmade #stretchedears #stretchedlobes #guyswithplugs #girlswithplugs


catlover839:

archgayngel:

captain-irrayditation:

irrhythmic:

captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

this is not ok

telling time just got 300% more confusing

aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

Teacher: What’s the time?

Me: *Mental breakdown*